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THE MOST SCHIZO CANDY IN THE WORLD
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Behold The Most Schizo Candy in the Worldâa confection forged in a glitchy dimension where peanuts grin, colors melt, and reality bends. ðŽðŽ ðŦ ð ðŽ ðŦ ð This isn't your average treat; it's a portal to cosmic chaos, laced with Quantum Crunch and Chaos Syrup that rewires your brain. One bite, and you'll see pigeons plotting, hear static whispers, and dance to interdimensional beats.
WHAT MAKES IT SCHIZO?
ð Neon Panic: A flavor that glows and hums at 432 Hz.
ðĄ Tinfoil Twist: Tastes like conspiracy and static.
ð Dread Drop: Melts your mind into a meme spiral.
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â ïļ WARNING: The candy watches. Side effects may include time loops and alien abductions. Each wrapper hides a QR code to secret X threads.